I am looking for a fic that I read in fanfiction.net, it was from Donna´s POV or the writing focused more in her thoughts and reactions.
In a zoo Donna notices that Ten is staring gobsmacked at a young father with his baby in a sling or some-such contraptions, I am not sure in what order the next thing happened:
-Eleven is giving a Doctor like educational lecture to the baby
-Eleven says to Donna he is the Doctor
-Ten has spend so much time without reacting that Donna asks if only one of them can function at a time
-Donna exclaims "you are wearing a baby" why? Eleven unconvincingly answers he is babysiting, Donna says what kind of parents will leave their baby with him, she gasps that he must have stolen the baby
-Ten finally burst out with incredulous question about how, why, who? he is a father in the future, Donna reasons that maybe it was tube baby, clone or some-such. Elevens grins saying that it was all natural with the mother, Ten says no way he could have just maybe contemplate fathering a child only with... I am not sure if he said Rose or merely implied it
-Amy shows up berating Eleven for feeding Rory some alien candy that will make him hyper/weird, climb the jungle gym and fling his poop to people, Donna acuses the Doctor of wanting to "mate" with her after all and that when she died/leaves him he looked for a replacement ginger with who he had this Rory kid and the baby, Amy denies it and says Rory is her husband, Donna respond your husband flings his own poop to people!
-Is mentioned by I think Eleven that Brian must have his hands full with Melody raising holy hell/rebellion in the petting zoo
-Rose comes for the baby because is feeding time, Ten does a renacment of his gobsmackedness but more happyly
Ummm, the fic feel way less cracky while reading it. Still would be grateful if somebody could help me find it